Finding a used sports car for sale can be a daunting task since you don’t know who owned it before or how the car was cared for. However, the Craigslist seller of a 2014 Z51 Stingray Corvette in Phoenix Arizona has added intricate details about his Corvette that not only paints a vivid picture of what owning a sports car such as this is like, but provides some “photo” proof to back it up. Craigslist, may you never let us down.

Your typical craigslist ad usually includes one or two photo of the vehicle for sale, some garbage specs about it that were quickly found on google and most likely made up maintenance that was done. Not this guy, who describes the Corvette Stingray, “This is a 2014 C7 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the sought after Z51 package and 7 speed manual transmission, Museum Delivery plaque, and adrenaline red leather interior. It is still warrantied under the factory warranty, has an extended warranty to 100,000 miles through any and all Chevrolet dealerships in America, and is fiercer than your ex wife. These are purpose built sports cars with 460 hp+tq weighing only 3,450 pounds – can you resist the urge to put the pedal to the floor? Can you really? Because it’s like owning your own demon.” The temptation is certainly real.

The current owner goes on and on about the car, hitting the highlights of the Corvette ownership while eccentrically explaining its beauty, power, and handling. Definitely bold words, but everything (for the most part) is true about current Corvettes. The 2014 C7 Corvette Stingray is without a doubt fast and eye-catching, and the red paint with black and red interior color could be a great match for the next fearless owner of this car if they choose to pony up the money to meet the demands of the the ad.

Lastly, the seller specifies that he is mainly only interested in a cash exchange for the C7 Stingray, specifying no trades for land, boats, or even animals-regardless of how cool your cheetah or lion might be. Oh, the seller does note something important which may sway you away from buying, “Bald Eagles and girls not included in the sale, but one lap down Mill Ave in this sucker and you’ll have plenty of your own. I will however throw in a case of Coors Light, a large American flag, and a firm handshake when you buy it.” You’d think that he would at least include one Bald Eagle, but either way this ad has us sold; but we might need to sell our shop cheetah to afford it.