Weiner Wednesday AKA Good Corvettes Gone Bad – Limo ‘Vettes

And the hits keep coming!! Corvette Limos!!

As a general rule, taking a standard production car and cramming four feet into the wheelbase usually is a hit or miss proposition.

Old school Cadillacs and Lincoln really took well to the stretcher. New-era Cadillac XTS’s and Lincoln MKTs?  Not so much. They look like pregnant dachshunds.

The poor old C3 has always been a repository for bad ideas and in limo form they end up looking like a cross between a submarine and a appropriately, a weiner dog.

Additionally, the C3 is infamous for bringing all the great attributes–and drawbacks–of a breathtaking show car into regular production.

Take the Corvette’s  pinched, wasp-waisted shape. Ingress/egress is hard enough right from the factory. Can you imagine the gymnastics it would take for a bunch of drunken high seniors prom goers to trundle in and out of one of these things?

Speaking of the excruciating events these poor Corvettes will have to attend, we can picture one of these things with a couple of yahoos poking their head up out of the sunroof with a bottle of Boone’s Strawberry Wine and shrieking at bystanders. We hope there’s a low-bridge up ahead…

Anyhoo, feast your eyes on these weiner/submarine Corvettes.