Aaaaand, we’re back.
We started out our new weekly feature “Weiner Wednesday,” the other day and so far, we’ve only gotten one piece of hate mail. A reader didn’t take kindly to us poking fun at someone’s custom Corvette “masterpiece.”
What does “Weiner Wednesday” mean you ask?
Well, you know the guys that drove that Corvette into a river in Mexico?
Those guys are weiners.
Remember the guy in high school that got a Corvette for his birthday and after it was retired from keggar runs, was last seen abandoned in a field?
He’s a weiner.
You know the guy that inherited his Dad’s cherished C2, radiused the wheel wells, jacked it up and wrapped it around at tree??
HE’S A WEINER…You get the idea.
As we’ve stated before, it’s a free country, you can do what you want with your car and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We acknowledge that, we get it.
In the meantime, some innocent Corvettes were sacrificed and we are exercising our First Amendment rights to comment on the weiner phenomena and it’s penchant for Chevy’s two-seater. Hopefully, some might be left alone.
Note: Stock Corvettes are ultimately more valuable as well, so leaving a Corvette as it left the factory ultimately preserves it’s value as well…
Having said all that, we dedicate this “Weiner Wednesday” to 4WD Corvettes.
Again, C3s seem to be the victims here, but C2s have fallen as well. Let’s face it folks, Corvettes are mass produced entities and many are rescued from junkyards and find a new lease on life here, so we acknowledge this, but Good Lord.
In a way, these might be the kindest of all weiner conversions but that’s like saying you’re wife was “only” groped…
We’ve assembled some for you here, enjoy! And keep the comments coming!!