Video: 2 Stationary Camaros + 2 Camaro Donuts = 4th Gen Mayhem!

Let us walk you through the math of this video we found on YouTube. You can start the equation with two stationary 4th Gen Camaros parked parallel to one another, and add in a single LS1-powered Camaro Z28 throwing some tight radius donuts around the circumference of the original two cars. Now, you’re going to raise the danger factor exponentially by adding in a second 4th Gen to the equation, which gives you the sum total of two Camaros now simultaneously throwing donuts around the stationary cars.

It’s also important that you multiply the danger factor by the number of spectators, and square it by the very short distance they are standing from the two Camaros that are now in motion. You’ll also want to factor time into the equation, because the longer this stunt goes on, the more likely someone is to get hurt; in this case it lasts nearly a full 60 seconds.

There are also a few other variables you’ll need to take into consideration before get the full picture of this problem. For example, observe how the driver of the SS Convertible has a blue cast on his right hand, which he repeatedly raises above his head, ensuring that only has one hand on the wheel for the duration of the stunt.

In the end, the equation played out in this video somehow manages to overcome the astronomical statistical probability for human injury. As if we really should need to say this, but please don’t try this insane stunt for yourself.